England’s Final World Cup Gamble

John Terry calls Fabio Capello an “Italian %&#-head“ during halftime and is promptly sent home:  85 to 1.

David James bungles a cross for an easy goal and is replaced by Robert Green:  74 to 1.

Peter Crouch scores a hat trick, resurrects the robot dance: 61 to 1.

Don Fabio breaks down to public pressure, admits the error of his ways, and includes Joe Cole in the starting XI: 50 to 1.

Glen Johnson gets caught up field trying to do something fancy with the ball, sprints back to recover, and concedes a penalty with a clumsy challenge: 20 to 1 .

Frank Lampard and Steven Gerard finally click: 15 to 1.

Wayne Rooney lashes out at the referee, a linesman, a teammate, a camera man, or any other human being in Port Elizabeth :  8 to 1.

England find a way to lose on penalties: 6 to 1.

England cruise to victory with Franz Beckenbauer later exclaiming, “This is how the game should be played!”:  100,000 to 1.

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