While the likes of John Terry, Ashley Cole and Frank Lampard are tucked away in the England training camp ahead of Wednesday’s vital World Cup qualifier against Croatia, Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich has taken a more adventurous approach to the Premiership break. A week in Tanzania, chock-full of...

According to The Sun newspaper, new management duo of John Barnes and Jason McAteer have been aptly nicknamed ‘Dumb and Dumber’ by the Tranmere Rovers players. Sitting comfy in the League One relegation zone, light years away from last season’s push for promotion, the prospects of this particular...

Looks like Gianfranco Zola isn’t the only one who’s getting fed-up with Carlton Cole’s deficiencies in attack. As another sitter fails to hit the back of the net against rivals Spurs, a particularly perturbed West Ham fan lets her feelings be known. We’re no lip readers but it...